Don’t even think about downloading this “straights only” dating app!

Introducing Rightly, an exciting new dating app exclusively for straight people.

The app literally just launched and is already calling itself the “No. 1 Dating App Between Single Men & Single Women” and “The World’s Largest Dating App Between Single Men And Single Women.”

In other words, it’s for people who love rightly. As opposed to those who love wrongly.

The press release states: “It’s a premier dating app exclusively aimed at the straight single market–there are many LGBT apps available and Rightly looks to break this mold by offering an alternative to the singles market.”

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“There are so many LGBT only dating apps, why not a straight-singles only dating app?” company spokesperson, Don Yang, says in a press release. “Rightly is a straight-only dating space like the gay-only dating app Grindr.”

So how does it work exactly?

Basically, the same way every other dating app out there works. Users can create a profile, upload pictures, swipe, chat, blah, blah, blah. The only difference, of course, is that “Rightly only allows users to sign up as a man looking for women, or a woman looking for a man.”

Also, they have a team closely monitoring the heterosexist app every day to make sure “no rules are broken.”

The most important rule being that absolutely no one is homosexual.

Sounds like all those bullsh*t “Straight Pride” events we hear about from time to time may have found their first official sponsor.

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h/t: Queerty