If you aren’t already obsessed with the US bobsled team, we have a question: What the hell is your problem?
Time to set things right. Close out of your social media accounts, go offline on Scruff and Grindr and Jack’d and Hornet, and really commit to getting your affairs in order — by scrolling through dozens and dozens of photos of muscular athletes.
They’re prepping for the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, which is timely enough, so you don’t have to feel like you’re some sort of complete and utter ogling creep. You’re not. You’re a great person.
Luis Moreira (Somerville, Massachusetts)
Evan Weinstock (Las Vegas, Nevada)
Nate Weber (Pueblo West, Colorado)
Carlo Valdes (Newport, California)
Nic Taylor (Colorado Springs, Colorado)
Justin Olsen (San Antonio, Texas)
Steven Langton (Melrose, Massachusetts)
Chris Fogt (Orange Park, Florida)
— Christopher Fogt (@christopherfogt) November 12, 2013
— Christopher Fogt (@christopherfogt) February 23, 2014
Codie Bascue (Whitehall, New York)
Hakeem Abdul-Saboor (East Orange, New Jersey)
Sam Michener (Portland, Oregon)
Nick Cunningham (Los Gatos, California)
Sam McGuffie (Houston, Texas)