Hot mermen want you to gobble up their “easy protein” in thirsty new seafood commercial

Gorton’s Seafood is making seafood sexy again with its new “Trusted by Those Who Know” ad campaign featuring a series of thirsty commercials.

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The first ad features a hunky Poseidon talking about how with Gorton’s, “this temple can remain perfectly pristine and ready for… anything.”

OOF.

Then there’s this one featuring Chad and Brody, two strapping “mer-bros” who keep their bodies rock hard with a steady diet of–you guessed it!–Gorton’s.

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“You know, mer-bros aren’t born with this physique,” they say. “We only trust the Gorton’s fisherman for easy protein with nothing weird added.”

Easy protein, indeed!

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h/t: Queerty