Gorton’s Seafood is making seafood sexy again with its new “Trusted by Those Who Know” ad campaign featuring a series of thirsty commercials.
The first ad features a hunky Poseidon talking about how with Gorton’s, “this temple can remain perfectly pristine and ready for… anything.”
Then there’s this one featuring Chad and Brody, two strapping “mer-bros” who keep their bodies rock hard with a steady diet of–you guessed it!–Gorton’s.
“You know, mer-bros aren’t born with this physique,” they say. “We only trust the Gorton’s fisherman for easy protein with nothing weird added.”
Easy protein, indeed!