Leave it to King James to class up the NBA Finals — that’s a thing, right? My straight roommate hasn’t been home in a while and so I haven’t been forced to watch any sports as of late.
Anygay, just before — rather appropriately — tipoff, ABC caught Cleveland Cavaliers Small Forward (wait, that can’t be right) and all-around bad bitch LeBron James adjusting his basketballs.
Good times. And good for LeBron. And good for us all, really. Long live the King.
Les Fabian Brathwaite — doing God’s werq.