We’ve all heard the phrase “Go choke on a d*ck!” Well, 19-year-old Fredy Alanis took that a bit too literally and ended up spending half a week in the hospital. Now, he’s sharing his take of woe with the world.
In a recent tweet that has now gone viral, Alanis explains what happened. It all started back in January when he hooked up with a dude he met Grindr.
Alanis says the guy, who was his neighbor at the time, had a “hulk-sized d*ck” that ended up rupturing his airway and sending him to the hospital.
He spent three days under medical care, giving him ample opportunity to take a few selfies in his hospital gown:
Excuse the bad angle but remember when I sucked a hulk sized dick and ended up in the ER afterwards LMFAO never forget pic.twitter.com/dvaEITTcVs
— Freds Dead (@ELECTRIC_PAPI) July 5, 2018
His dick literally ruptured my airway lol
— Freds Dead (@ELECTRIC_PAPI) July 6, 2018
Alanis’ tweet has received nearly 4,000 retweets, 15,000 likes, and 300 comments.
So THAT’S the Dick Energy everyone is talking ab
— Sebastien Defrance (@Velvetshadow) July 6, 2018
this is the person I aspire to be
— sophia (@sophsa) July 6, 2018
I’m a paramedic and nursing student and even I’m shook! ???? Hope you’re okay ??? pic.twitter.com/QpkF6GngCR
— Hellboy666 (@666hellprince) July 6, 2018
In an interview with Them, he explains:
After everything had happened, I felt it was just this soreness in my chest. Nothing really hurt that bad. I thought, maybe my chest is just sore from what took place, and I didn’t think anything of it. I woke up the next morning, and the pain was still in my chest and it was sharp. I was hunched over and crying.
Luckily, Alanis made a full recovery. He’s back on Grindr and enjoying his 15 minutes of internet fame.
“They say I’m iconic and a legend,” he says. “They’ve said I’m their leader. They’re posting some crazy ass comments and honestly I’m just going along with it because I’ve never experienced anything like this before.”