Terrorists watch tons of gay sex videos, often swap nude pics with each other, security expert says

Have you ever wondered how terrorists in third world countries are so good at hacking into computer databases despite never haven taken any computer classes in their lives?

Well, Robert Graham may have the answer.

Graham is a security analyst and consultant at Errata Security. In a recent blog post, he writes about the role gay porn plays in teaching many Islamic extremists computer hacking skills.

“I’ve explored the cyber Islamic dark web and come to a couple conclusions about it,” Graham writes. “The primary motivation of these hackers is gay porn.”

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He continues: “Such things [gay porn] are repressed in their native countries and societies, so hacking becomes a necessary skill in order to get it.”

Based on several years of observations, Graham believes many Islamist extremists are actually closeted gay, bisexual, or bi-curious men who honed their hacking skills while learning how to bypass censors that block access to gay sites in their homophobic homelands.

He writes:

From our western perspective, we’d think gay young men would be on our side, motivated to fight against their own governments in defense of gay rights, in order to achieve marriage equality. None of them want that, as far as I can tell. Their goal is to get married and have children. Sure, they want gay sex and intimate relationships with men, but they also want a subservient wife who manages the household, and the deep family ties that come with spawning progeny. Thus, their motivation is still to defend the umma (the whole community of Muslims bound together by ties of religion) against the West, not pursue personal rights.

Graham also shares another tidbit of information he’s observed in many terrorist organizations: “A frequent initiation rite to gain access to these forums is to post pictures of your, well, equipment.”

And by “equipment” he does mean dick pics.

That’s right, folks. Terrorist groups require new members show them their dicks before letting them join their organizations.

Why is this? Who really knows?

Graham concludes by writing, “I’m not sure if I have any better answers, just more complex perspectives.”

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h/t: Queerty