This just in: Tom Brady is totally on board with salad tossing

New England Patriots quarterback and proof that good things really do come in big packages Tom Brady has slipped a revealing truth about his private life into an unassuming Instagram comment.

In just three little letters (and a few emojis for emphasis), Tom endorsed some good, clean, salad-tossing fun. Go Tom!

The Instagram account Barstool Sports recently shared a photo of two hippopotamuses engaged in what appears to be some delicious foreplay.

NOTE: Do not ever attempt to bite a hippopotamus, on its rear or anywhere else — it won’t go well.

Alongside the image, they wrote: “As soon as bae gets out of the shower #AssEatnSZN.”

Subtle.

Well, as Tom idly wandered the halls of his Instagram feed, he took pause to offer an affirmation:

The stars… they’re just like us.

h/t: Queerty