Hell hath no fury like a lover with 1 million+ Instagram followers scorned, and right now Todrick Hall is in an all too familiar place: heart broken, trust shattered, fingers furiously typing.
The musician and RuPaul‘s Drag Race judge took to his Instagram story to let off a little, OK a lot, of steam after his relationship went south, and let’s just say he served piping hot oolong, black, green, white, pu-erh — all the tea.
“Sh*t is about to get real,” he began.
Next, he laid out a simple 7-point memo for future boyfriends:
Then he appealed directly to his ex:
And gave a shoutout to his friends who seem to have already thrown some red flags up along the way:
But he wasn’t even close to being done.
Todrick said it was taking everything he had not to name his ex publicly:
It would seem that his ex did, in fact, give him that one reason, because the rest of Todrick’s story is all-out war.
We’re not going to post his ex’s name or photo here, but there’s nothing stopping you from watching his story while it’s still up. It does appear his ex has changed his Instagram handle since the posts went up — probably a wise choice.
We will, however, absolutely share this update: