We aren’t afraid to say it: Justin Bieber is actually kind of hot. There. The hardest part is over and we can all move on.
Or can we?
Here’s what we know about the Biebs, and truth be told, it’s not a lot.
- He’s a bit pint-sized. In the gay world he’d be of the “pocket” variety.
- His tough-guy attitude is about as transparent as a room full of air, but, hey, he’s 19 so maybe it’s just a phase. But yeah, kind of a dick.
- The hair on his head is perfectly coiffed, but good luck finding hair anywhere else on his body.
Well now he’s the face of Calvin Klein undies, and we have to say we were a bit surprised to see a new side of Justin in the campaign:
Well hello there, sailor. Same pouty face, but the rest of him seems to have grown up over night.
Which, as is now to be almost expected in national underwear campaigns, is due in large part to the good people at Photoshop.
First, there’s the body hair. Take a look at these side-by-sides from TMZ:
See that rugged patch of lower belly hair on the right? Yeah, someone was actually paid money to go all Chia Pet on his abs.
And then there’s this most telling comparison of the unretouched main photo next to it’s beefed up, bulged up finished product:
And hey, we’re still going to say it: Justin Bieber is kind of hot. But muscled alpha-male man’s man?
Come on, it’s the Biebs.