Why there isn’t already a Lego version of America’s favorite geriatric gal pals is beyond me, but luckily Sam Hatmaker isn’t asleep behind the wheel. The intrepid New Yorker built a scale model of the iconic set from The Golden Girls and has submitted it for official Legos consideration:
It has been meticulously recreated to have opening cupboards and fridge in the kitchen, Wicker Sofa and Chairs, a hallway backdrop, a storage closet in the kitchen, and an outdoor area with potted plants and a hose.
The only thing missing are a pair of Lego culottes for Dorothy and, naturally, the lanai. Where are they going to have their mojitos and play naughty bachelorette games every time one of them gets engaged? — which, as true fans of the show know, is pretty often.
Below, check out some classic GG scenes rendered in Lego by this hero among heroes and vote, dammit. Vote, vote, vote!:
Dorothy grabbing that dough
Rose’s frozen head dream
Rose snatching her teddy bear from Jenny Lewis, the most evil Girl Scout in herstory
That time Rose shot Blanche’s vase and almost poor Lester
And of course, Dorothy and Sophia as Sonny and Cher
Les Fabian Brathwaite, travelin’ down the road and back again.