You won’t believe what this man was caught doing to a doorbell

Ding dong.

A man was caught on surveillance video getting extremely intimate with a doorbell in a quiet California neighborhood.

The incident began at around 5:00 am, and ended at — get this — around 8 am.

Yes, that spells three hours of sweet, sweet doorbell licking. And judging by his technique, this can’t be the first time.

The homeowners weren’t home but were alerted by their security system that there was movement by the front door.

“You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn’t do anything,” said Sylvia Dungan, who owns the house to local news station KION.

Well that’s one way of looking at it.

Watch the madness below:

h/t: Queerty