It’s time to petition Merriam Webster to change the definition of romance.
The new entry should read something like this:
romance [n., roh-mans, roh-mans]
While you and your partner wear matching lederhosen on television, he gets down on one knee and proposes to you. This sets off an irreversible chain of events. Wayne Brady is close by, microphone in hand, and naturally begins to serenade you with a personalized love song as you jump up and down screaming for joy. Behind you, two women in banana and rainbow unicorn costumes respectively cheer with enthusiasm.
Kind of like this: