“The fudge packers from Hollywood and all major news networks are in shock that the good people from the heart of Dixie are resisting their imperialist, communist homosexual agenda!” an anonymous Ku Klux Klan member wrote in an online forum.
The hate club just released a statement issuing a “call to arms in Alabama” in response to the Supreme Court upholding a federal judge’s ruling that struck down the state’s gay marriage ban earlier this week.
Brent Waller, the imperial wizard of the United Dixie White Knights in Mississippi, has now called upon his fellow Klansmen and White Southern Nationalists to join the “massive” Christian protests “that are surely coming.”
“Let today be the day, that the outside forces that have ruled this nation since the end of the War of Northern Aggression be given notice, ‘The God fearing White man will no longer stand for your immorality, your Illegal unjust judges and laws. Your attempts to turn us into a third world cesspool must be defeated,’ he wrote in a statement.
Weller then asked Klansmen to leave their robes “insignia, colors, shirts etc” at home so as “not to district attention away from the issue” and to avoid being “bullied by the outside agitators.”
Of course, that will likely never happen. Isn’t the whole point of wearing those robes so they can hide their identities because they’re too chicken shit to show their faces?
On Monday, Alabama became the 37th state to recognize same-sex marriage after the Supreme Court refused to grant a stay on a federal judge’s ruling that struck down the states’s gay marriage ban.
Sorry, KKK. You lose. Again.
h/t: Gay Star News